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Tote di Mozzarella – The Brainrot Carry-All
Tote di Mozzarella – The Brainrot Carry-All
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Say ciao to the only bag that holds your groceries, your regrets, and the entire Italian Brainrot Cinematic Universe.
The Tote di Mozzarella is a canvas catastrophe featuring:
🦈 Tralalero Tralala – guarding your baguette with Nike-clad fury
🐊 Bombardiro Crocodilo – ready to bomb the wine aisle
🛞 Boneca Ambalabu – emotionally unstable but great at carrying bananas
🌳 Brr Brr Patapim – tangled in your keys and probably whispering forest secrets
🍌 Chimpanzini Bananini – will scream if you pack non-organic
☕ Ballerina Cappuccina – judging your matcha order in silence
🐪 Frigo Camelo – keeps your hummus spiritually cold
🪿 Bombombini Gusini – honking in Morse if you forget your reusable cup
🧵 Ethically stitched with fabric and chaos
🧠 Holds books, snacks, and at least 3 existential crises
💥 Guaranteed to start conversations you weren’t ready for
Perfect for uni, the market, or your next pilgrimage to the Vatican of Weird.
The Tote di Mozzarella – because your bag should be as brainrotted as your feed.
Product Specs:
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), DSE B.V. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@e-pickr.com or write to us Bredaseweg 237, Roosendaal 4705RN.
The Tote di Mozzarella is a canvas catastrophe featuring:
🦈 Tralalero Tralala – guarding your baguette with Nike-clad fury
🐊 Bombardiro Crocodilo – ready to bomb the wine aisle
🛞 Boneca Ambalabu – emotionally unstable but great at carrying bananas
🌳 Brr Brr Patapim – tangled in your keys and probably whispering forest secrets
🍌 Chimpanzini Bananini – will scream if you pack non-organic
☕ Ballerina Cappuccina – judging your matcha order in silence
🐪 Frigo Camelo – keeps your hummus spiritually cold
🪿 Bombombini Gusini – honking in Morse if you forget your reusable cup
🧵 Ethically stitched with fabric and chaos
🧠 Holds books, snacks, and at least 3 existential crises
💥 Guaranteed to start conversations you weren’t ready for
Perfect for uni, the market, or your next pilgrimage to the Vatican of Weird.
The Tote di Mozzarella – because your bag should be as brainrotted as your feed.
Product Specs:
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), DSE B.V. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@e-pickr.com or write to us Bredaseweg 237, Roosendaal 4705RN.
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