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Pasta la Vista – Brainrot Tee

Pasta la Vista – Brainrot Tee

Regular price $15.00 USD
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The chaos? Condensed. The drip? Immaculate.
Say ciao bello to the Pasta la Vista Tee, featuring the all-star squad of Italian Brainrot icons in glorious low-resolution AI delirium:

🦈 Tralalero Tralala – the Nike-wearing shark who cursed religion and your KD ratio
🐊 Bombardiro Crocodilo – flies planes, bites feelings, drops bombs and bars
🌴 Brr Brr Patapim – monkeytree with the stomp of doom
πŸ›ž Boneca Ambalabu – frog-tire hybrid, cruising through life on Michelin legs
🍌 Chimpanzini Bananini – he peeled himself for this
β˜• Ballerina Cappuccina – latte art, but she judges your coffee order
🐫 Frigo Camelo – desert chill. Literally lives in a fridge.
πŸͺΏ Bombombini Gusini – honks in Morse code only

Lightweight. Confusing. Ethically brainrotted.
Perfect for beach days, club nights, family dinners that go sideways.

🍝 Unisex. Unhinged. Unforgettably Italian.
πŸ’₯ Wear this T-shirt and random people will yell β€œTRALALAAA” at you.
Get yours now or forever be a normal human. πŸ˜”

Product specs:
β€’ 100% cotton
β€’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
β€’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
β€’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
β€’ Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²)
β€’ Open-end yarn
β€’ Tubular fabric
β€’ Taped neck and shoulders
β€’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
β€’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:Β 
β€’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
β€’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), DSE B.V. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@e-pickr.com or write to us Bredaseweg 237, Roosendaal 4705RN.

Size guide

Β  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 Β½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 Β½
3XL 33 28 22 ΒΎ
Β  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
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